A woman has just had a baby. She's waiting in the delivery room for the nurse to bring her baby to her.
The nurse comes in carrying the baby. But all of a sudden the nurse spikes the baby against the ground, then boots it up against the wall. She then reaches down, grabs it by the legs and spins it into the wall again.
By this time the mom is hysterical. She is screaming "Oh my God! What are you doing to my baby!!!??"
The Nurse smiles and replies "April fools! It was already dead!"
