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Notice how the one guy's friends in the background start inching toward the black dude after the whole thing ended.... but don't do shit.

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LoL!!
too funny.......
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You think blocking my ear slaps is easy but its not. I fight like a squirell .. always moving ... hopping back and forth .... I distract you then *BWAM* your world is spinning.
Heres how the fight would go:
Me: "Im gunna put this boot *slaps right foot*, right upside your head"
Blood: "Doh, you cant beat me. Ahuh Ahuh. I dun readed about that technique."
*I enter a memorizing jig of faints and false kicks
*Blood stands there with a blank look on his face
*BARREL ROLL, between bloods legs
*Blood turns around as I backflip back over his head. Placing me right behind him while he is looking the other way. *BWAM* Ear Slaps. *BWAM* Tear the ears off. *BWAM* I jump on his back and scratch at his eyes.
After the fight is over and you are lying on the asphault bleeding.
Blood: "you said you were gunna kick me in the face"
Me: "You calling me a liar"
*BWAM*

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^ was me

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Oh, fiction can be fun... Keep dreaming.
You and your 2 inch tool need to find a better past time.
Why don't you go slap your old lady around and stop playing around with the big boyz, you'll get hurt here...


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lol funniest part is when you replied seriously to my first post, discussing why my "squirell style" wouldnt work.
Take a look at my name "Sarcasmo" ... now break it down Sarcasm - o .... k maybe your still not getting it. SARCASM.
And ill leave you with one last thought, i believe you said it to <img src="/~stretch/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
"Better to be thought a fool then to open one's mouth and remove all doubt"

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I've been in 4 fights.. first one I won.. i was like 12 and i broke a kids nose.. two others were just pussy fights *im a 5'10 145 pound, 14 year old* and the 4th one was last month where a 17 year old black guy sucker punched me in the back of the head and the kicked my ass :<. So.. I dun have many tips

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