Mine came back saying this, no joke:
Alcohol, consumed in the amount that you have indicated, can be toxic to your liver and your nervous system. For some amounts such as this could mean you are addicted to alcohol. Ask yourself the following 4 questions, known as the CAGE questions: 1. Have you tried to CUT down in your drinking? 2. Are you ANNOYED with criticisms about drinking? 3. Do you sometimes feel GUILTY about drinking? And 4. Do you sometimes drink alcohol in the morning or as an "EYE-OPENER"? If you answer "yes" to at least 2 of these questions, there is a 75% chance that you are addicted to alcohol. On the other hand, if you answer yes to just one question or to none of them, there is a 96% chance that you are not. Having a problem with alcohol will shorten your health span and will certainly decrease your quality of life. Seeking assistance and treatment is critical.