Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Rate Thread
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 402
-
Yes, Im still a fuck-up
*
OP Offline
Yes, Im still a fuck-up
*
-
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 402
Since everyone keeps talking about this UO Gamers free shard, and bringing back all this bullshit which is supposed to bring back the fun and realism into UO. I think it's a joke, so Ive completed a do's and don't essay to explain why these servers are so unacceptable for public release.
The Do's:
1 Make a server which you can only connect with a 200-400 ping average: This will bring back the realism of what UO used to have, which was lag, and disconnections.
2. Create Random client crashes, to bring back what used to make us love to hate the game for.
3. Encourage role-players with no pvp skill to join the game, so we can kill their miners, and loot their houses.
4. Bring back house looting rights, so we can steal from houses as we please.
5. Allow loop-holes, and bugs so people can take advantage of them.
6. Take your time fixing bugs and exploits, also bring promises of necromany and other cool features, but never commit to them.
7. Antagonize your members, by telling them: "sorry, we cannot help you with that, return messages."
DON'TS:
1. Do not create precasting for bows, because it didn't exist.
2. Ignore all whiners, because whining invokes change, and change eventually evolves into a phase known as UO:R.
3. Do not Ban people for harassment, harassment is what made uo fun. If you can't handle it, then use that little ignore button.
4. Do not get rid of horses, that would be take out the fun of running away from a freakin 10 on 1 d00l.
Again, emphasis on REALISM folks. Or maybe I just want to conclude this post by saying UO sucks, sucked, and will never be as good as it was at the given time, even though we still bitched and hated it.

-=|Panemon=-- #226005 03/20/06 11:02 AM
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 8,601
[
Lord of Controversy
***
Offline
Lord of Controversy
***
[
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 8,601
NT


Click to reveal..
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,626
[
Member
***
Offline
Member
***
[
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,626
get over it

-=|Panemon=-- #226007 03/21/06 04:43 AM
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 2,012
LoD Groupie w/ privileges
*
Offline
LoD Groupie w/ privileges
*
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 2,012
its a game with magic, and magical monsters. where ppl can cast spells and when they die, they can get resurrected. nothing real about that. move on!


go spurs go
MeLvIn #226008 03/22/06 01:46 AM
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 402
-
Yes, Im still a fuck-up
*
OP Offline
Yes, Im still a fuck-up
*
-
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 402
I mean realism in terms of authenticity.


Link Copied to Clipboard
Who's Online Now
0 members (), 22 guests, and 2 robots.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.5
(Release build 20201027)
Responsive Width:

PHP: 7.4.33 Page Time: 0.011s Queries: 25 (0.004s) Memory: 11.9226 MB (Peak: 18.5588 MB) Data Comp: Off Server Time: 2025-08-03 08:22:22 UTC
Valid HTML 5 and Valid CSS