Funny thing is, it's not that unrealistic. Pussy takes the backseat as soon as you're on pixelcrack. Then again, a couple of weekends ago when I decided pussy>pk after 2 weeks of nonstop sweaty ass gaming, i was too drunk to wear a helmet and the chick set me up with a swollen left bitesticle and a medical bill.
Sometimes, masturbation is simply the better solution.
