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The cleaning stuff wont work. What does work is the stuff that you slam right before the test after drinking as much water as you can stomach. The additive replaces the creatine that would be diluted by the mass amount of water.

Urine luck never fails. Im 4/4. I even passed one given by Kaiser Permanente. The cost for them to test for "adulterants" cost 5x more than they charge for the actual wizz test itself.

Take the cleanser. My ex smoked pot the day before her test like an idiot but took the cleanser and passed.

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I think I'll be fine due to my health regimen but I just want to be extra sure. This job is ridic and it would be a bad way to start 2013 if I didn't pass. The stuff from GNC tasted horrific and gave me unprecedented fart power. I seriously thought I was going to injure myself letting them rip.

I swear this urine thing is the biggest troll move of all time.
Since 15 i have had over 20 jobs and passed pissed test of every single one. Never stopped smoking for them once.

Same routine everytime. Wait day before, drink 1-2 gallons of water up till test. Make sure you piss a few times in the morning before you take the test. Pop a b12 in the morning to yellow it up if you want.

unless its probation these companies don't ball out on drug test. Even if they do, 9/10 times only probation test for dillution.

And these test have ranged from taco fucking bell to now pharma company that created ambien. Piss test worries and fake piss and cranberry juice and vinegar. Its all a troll, just dilute, color, piss mid stream.

Dilute your urine by drinking a lot of water and then take vitamin B12 to give your urine color. Practice the dosage because if you take too much your piss will be a neon yellow. Stay away from store bought drinks, the main ingredient is Pectin and that can be bought off the shelf for a 1/10th of the price.

If you fail the piss test, ask for the percentage for false positives. I failed a test once and it turned out it was only 82% accurate. I was able to then claim a false positive and retest.

It's tomorrow at 3. What I drank had no Pectin in it, it was -

Thiamin (Vitamin B1) 80.00 mg 5333%
Riboflavin (Vitamin B2) 80.00 mg 4706%
Vitamin B12 250.00 mcg 4167%

Between that, Yoga and being 3 weeks out I am thinking I should be cool. They also already hired me, so if I fail I'm pretty sure they can't just outright fire people anymore. They probably have to offer me counseling etc, I'm not sure but I know that has changed over the years in favor of the person getting caught.

Selmi i'll try to send one of these your way after you get arrested.

Mysterious package arrives at prison labled : Selmi hope this helps - Bitter

You may very well evade the suspicion of your future employer, but you can never fool the Lord. You will receive your punishment in hell for your wretched herbal hippie sorcery

I was urine/bloodtested once, in a medical non work related context, the drugscreen only managed to identify 1 of the 4 common narcotic substances I consumed the night before. All with 72+ hours minimum of biological half-life. With all of your efforts any concentration (if available) is probably going to be so miniscule you could blame it on secondhand inhalation and get a new test. Glad drugtesting is not common practice here, although I don't touch drugs anymore.

I think you will be fine, child of satan.