You've got to look at the entire cosmos and your very existence as being cannon fodder in an endless, eternal war. You've got to deal with that kind of stress without jacking off or touching ladies. If you can't handle the pressure and you give into temptation, you've got to worry about the adults you trust getting the inside scoop about your penis from your best friends.
I don't see how any of this could be a problem, especially dat stare at 3 minutes 20 seconds.
Domon, remember how your forum behavior got you in trouble last time.....We'd all like to see you make and retain member this time. With ESO launch so close around the corner, let's avoid the MLP porn references.