Come to Colorado then, so I can work you out boy.
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<br>Use all your UO cash to get a 2-way ticket here to Colorado, just the altitude itself will make you lose pounds.
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<br>Stop pretending to lose weight and just do it. Fighting me, (or trying to) will burn all your calories and prevent heart failure.
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<br>Once you lose the weight, I'll get you addicted to methamphetamines, and you'll never gain another pound. You might even get some p00n, think about it fat boy.<br><br>