If I didn't have a REGULAR full-time job, I would naturally fly there, and trip your fat ass up, then kick you once while you're on the ground as you lose weight trying to stand back up again.. Instead I am scheduled for at least 40-50 hours a week where I currently work. Plus I deal after work, plus I need to get some pussy at least once a week. My schedule is swamped.
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<br>1. You don't have a job.
<br>2. You probably dropped out of High School to guard faction sigils, and defend your shitty online rep.
<br>3. You make all this UO money.
<br>4. The only pussy you've ever seen is what's on Kazaa.
<br>5. The only pussy you've ever gotten is the stimulation your hand provides you, to keep you sane.
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<br>You're a fucking virgin kid, you're not an adult making the big money. So come down here, and stop making excuses you unhealthy jellyroll, I'll kick your ass, AND make you lose weight. So it's a winning situation for the both of us. I don't really care about kicking your ass, I just want to see you lose some weight, while I work you out.<br><br>