Last Friday I got a letter in the mail congratulating me because DSL was finally available in my area. Not quite believing it, I called Verizon to see if this could really be true. The guy on the phone assured me it was, so I signed up for DSL.
He told me that my modem would arrive via UPS by Friday at the latest, and that all I had to do was plug it in and I'd be set.
Well my modem arrived just now, 2 days early. However, I also received an email that says my account won't work until the 30th because they are "backed up." I've been waiting for broadband for the last 7 or 8 years so I guess I can wait another 13 days, but goddamnit I want it NOW ARHHGHGHJGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHGH........