Because I hate modern day music the way it is.
Heavy Metal Music: Gives me a headache, because it's nothing but noise. Supposadly some people enjoy it when some guy with a shitty singing voice yells into the microphone.
Rap: The closest thing to techno, if it wasn't ruined with some negro mumbling rhymes which you can't even hear, unless you had an ebonics translator.
Alternative Music: It's the choice element of music you listen to before you kill yourself. Example: Alanis Morrisette.
Jazz: Alternative negro tunes, also due to give someone a headache.
Disco: They still play this shit on the radio, by faggot DJ's attempting to steal your current sexual preferences.
I do enjoy new age though, as long as some dumbfuck isn't singing in it. The human voice is the worst instrument in the world.
I'm not trying to make some kind of fucking music career out of my tunes, it's just a hobby of mine. Nothing more than that.