Seriously, since you talk so much about how you think noone in the world likes me, do you even have friends yourself? I bet you don't.
Damnit, you saw right through me... Of course i dont have any friends. Im this fat white guy in Golden, CO (pretending to be asian, because asians are cool) with really high blood pressure posting on an internet message board all day. If Im not busy owning people with my verbal skillz, I go to my drug lab and slam out a couple of new revolutionizing mind-expanding drugs. If I get bored of that, I go crusin around with some of my MTG buddies in my black truck picking up random Ho's.
wait.. what were we talking about? I keep getting off topic.
ohhh yeah... i remember now, we were talking about this:
what are we jealous about?
answer the question.