If you ever get so drunk you wake up with your asshole hurting.....well then you got issues my friend <img src="/~stretch/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
Pabst Blue Ribbons gives me some nasty smellin shits... basically any time you drink a ton of beer you'll have nasty shits the next day. (not always the squirts, just always SMELLY!)
The 1$ a glass [ Canadian ] cheap draft at the Ivanhoe Inn in Vancouver. After a great night of rowdy drinking I find myself stuck on the shitter for 2 hours in the morning with the lady bangning on the washroom door to get in.
"Whats bred in the bone, cannot be bred out" -
Robertson Davies