Better find yourself a KOTEX son, because that's what LoD does if there are enough of their cocks to suck.
If you suffer from CTS (Chronic Torak Syndrom), then teh Kotex is a wise choice indeed. Teh Kotex will absorb all of your sissy ass bleeding and whining about how much you suck at your online games, and transform you into a complete suckass.(assuming you seek their aid to assist to your already shitty gaming experience.)
This way you'll end up like Torak, sit at home all day, helping your mom out around the trailer at the age of 46, while your ass bleeds at a consistant rate, and the only viable solution to your problem is to use the anus absorbing powers of teh LoD KOTEX!
Good choice dipshit.
