Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator! - Mall Rats
[ Seen mallrats about 50 times , it was this or superman , and I have seen History of the World least 30 times funny movie .............]
Clerk in office to a gladiator : Now listen this is your last week of unemployment insurance, either you kill somebody next week or we're going to have to change your status.
And ....
Roman Senator: All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote?
Entire Senate: FUCK THE POOR! - History of the World Part1
