I am a Grand Master in Chicken Wushu , or Chicken Kung-fu. I could beat anyone who posts on these forums with my undefeatbale methods. The 5 master lessons are perfect in todays world of guns, knives, major punk beatings 20 on 1.
Lessons I can show you :
1] How to run
2] if they catching up, how to run faster.
3] if they catch you how to beg not to be hurt
4] if they strike you, the best ways to take the least damage from multiple blows
5] last , how to dial 911 with your nose and mouth only.
