You think blocking my ear slaps is easy but its not. I fight like a squirell .. always moving ... hopping back and forth .... I distract you then *BWAM* your world is spinning.
Heres how the fight would go:
Me: "Im gunna put this boot *slaps right foot*, right upside your head"
Blood: "Doh, you cant beat me. Ahuh Ahuh. I dun readed about that technique."
*I enter a memorizing jig of faints and false kicks
*Blood stands there with a blank look on his face
*BARREL ROLL, between bloods legs
*Blood turns around as I backflip back over his head. Placing me right behind him while he is looking the other way. *BWAM* Ear Slaps. *BWAM* Tear the ears off. *BWAM* I jump on his back and scratch at his eyes.
After the fight is over and you are lying on the asphault bleeding.
Blood: "you said you were gunna kick me in the face"
Me: "You calling me a liar"
*BWAM*