Because I can write them, and because I know your pseudo-intellectual asses are incapble of reading, or understanding them, because this would no doubt require intelligence.
But no, a monkey could do basic reading, or wait... haha a monkey could do my job right?
Or wait, I thought literacy or the ability to read = a form of intelligence.
What's funny is you people who claim to have these awesome jobs, and these high level educations complain about the length of my "essays."
As if you have trouble reading, lol. Some education, you're fired!
Hahaha, this shit is too funny.
