Actually I am probably more educated than you are, since apparently they didn't have enough "common sense" courses which would fit your parents million dollar budget in all these expensive college classes you must take. (or claim to, since you probably live in a trailer, and live with your mom.)
Before you jump to an illogical conclusion, let me say the word "Sarcasm." (I am actually doing this to help you, so you don't look like an idiot, but apparently I am already too late for that, because you are an idiot.)
But assuming that you are a rich preppie fuck, who had everything given to him, because he had connections, rich parents, who lied, and promoted corruption to get ahead in life....
You're still going to be a middle aged virgin who hires hookers to stimulate your hidden balls behind your massive gut.
It's okay, I'll give you a few more years to live, and hope you inevitably come up with heart disease, so your fake-ass wife can take all of your money and marry a guy who sells her drugs.
