1. He's a FAG.
2. If it weren't for date rape, he'd never get laid.
3. He's a FAG.
4. His sex life = 0, forcing him to act like he has one and feels that he needs to press it upon others.
5. By having no sex life, listening to others tell stories about theirs gets his jollies.
6. He's a FAGGOT.
Now cry BITCH, cus we all know it's comming.