We all know you will:
1. Never get laid.
2. Never leave your trailer home.
3. Continue to give handjobs at LAN parties to other unfortunate, and lonely nerds like yourself.
Hell even Fetus can get laid son, this must make you angry.
The only thing you can look forward to in your nerd life, is to continue to masurbate frequently, and have a really good imagination, and some baby oil, since we know Johnson & Johnson didn't only make this shit for babies.
Both of my Ex-girlfriends were hotter than she ever will be.