Bill Mahr is one of only a few people who make me say "You know...I wish I had colon cancer right now." Not because of his views...but because he's a supposed comedian that's not funny and he tries so hard to be witty and topical with his (lack of) humor. George Carlin is funny. Bill Mahr is not funny. Bill Mahr is...is...a lot like colon cancer, actually. It sounds funny, but you really, really don't wanna be, or someone you like even a tiny bit be, diagnosed with it