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just tell your mom you like it shorn. if your mom loves you i know shell arrange for the bald eagle.

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just tell her you wana stick a razor sharp dick in her ass but just use a razor and trim it HAHAH LOOOL !!!

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Get them all liquored up, and have some erotic fun in the shower, put some shaving creme on her rug and tell her to shave it, because it turns you on.
works great until they wake up in the morning itching their snatch..then you hear about it for a few days until the shit stops itching.
most chicks shave down there anyways, or at least have the decency to keep their hedges somewhat trimmed, chicks that don't probably have crabs. (which would be 90% of Californian women)... yeah .... watch out.

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shaving = bad
waxing = good

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Just start fucking her and after about 2 mintues stop. When she asks you why you stopped tell her you have rug burn on your cock. Worked for me on a chick I took home from the bar one night. 2 weeks later I seen her at the bar again, she came up to me and told me she had shaven it and invited me over again. That first night was weird anyway, I should have known she had a variable forest down there. Me and One of my buddies took her back to her place after the bar closed, he was trashed. She wasnt that attractive, but oh well it was a 3 sum. So I drove us 5 blocks from the bar to her apartment and they went inside. I noticed some punk kids in the area and stayed back a bit to make sure the little punks didnt do anything to my car. After 10 minutes of watching them the kids left and I went inside. I could hear them in the bedroom already messing around, I walk in and their making out on her bed. I personally dont kiss bar whores, but he was going to town with her making out. I walked in pulled her jeans and undies off. I gasped when I saw the jungle I would have to penetrate. I stuck my finger in while they made out non-stop. Once she was moist enough I hauled the ole cock and balls out, broke up the kissing bs and threw her in the missionary position. I started pounding away as my buddy lifted one of her legs behind her head. After 2 minutes of pounding her I stopped and said my dick hurts i have rug burn. Then i suggested she shaves her patch real quick and we could get back at it. She said Fuck that im not shaving so i said fine im not gonna fuck you anymore then. My buddy put on his jimmy and picked up where i left off. We all passed out on the bed work in the morning to her saying SHIT SHIT SHIT im late for work. So we got our clothes and hurried out the door, hopefully to never see her again. 4 hours later im like shit I lost my watch and rememberd I took it off while fingering her. Im like shit I have to go back later tonight, my buddy said grab my shirt while your there. Oh great. Anyway around 6pm I go back and hes just pulling up in her beater car, and gets her Black KID out of the back seat. Im like can i get my watch and then bailed. 2 weeks later shes like I shaved, and im lke neat.


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surprisingly she is a health teacher, she just hasnt had much experience and is also religious.

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then just fuck her from behind from now on and consider it ball paddin'

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