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yeah i dont get it either. a 36 year old virgin? with big boobs? and you nailed her? congrats!


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The original was far more shocking and twisted.
Part II lost its jist (no pun intended).
What I did not understand about Part II was what is the 36 year olds brother doing looking at her bleeding box, carpet, clam etc...?
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"Well, last night after I brought my mom home, Jessica was acting strangely."
"Oh, how do you mean?"
"There was blood dripping down her leg."

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You should sit your buddy down with a nice cup of camomile tea put on a nice tear jerking comedy and the scream out at the top of your lungs "FUCKED YOUR SISTER!!!" Then be sure to use "Fucked your Sister" as a greeting and, if possible, A punctuation to your sentences

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She's 36 years old. She's not a minor or mentally handicapped in anyway is she? Who cares if you fucked her. Only disturbing thing is the fact she hasn't had sex yet. Mentioning big boobs and virgin old chick brings to mind a picture of a fat fugly old chick. Hell, tell the brother. He might think you helped her by finally getting it over with for the gal.

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36 year old virgin. I would think the whole family needs to thank you for doing her.

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MIKE! being a woman, so i know a little something about vaginas. first of all, the big tit woman was not a virgin. if shes remotely hot, with giant tits, and 36 years old, theres no way this "KINKY" girl had never been fucked before. Im not sure if you pulled out your dick and saw blood on it, or if you just literally saw it dripping down her leg after the deed was done, either way, when a girl looses her virginity she does not bleed in excess like that. im sure yoy took sex ed in high school 20 years ago. the only reason she would bleed would be if her hymen broke, and its such a non event that it would maybe leave a tiny stain in her underwear or on the sheet. usually a woman 36 years old, virgin or not, would have her hymen broken by foreplay, jogging, masterbation, horseback riding,, whatever. the point im trying to make is, you didnt take jessica's poor little virginity, the bitch started her period and didnt realize it until after you two had sex, when she saw the blood! she was embarrased, like any woman would be, so she thought the it would be less traumatic to say she was a virgin. im a virgin, or oh fuck i got my period all over us.. you get tthe point. as far as telling your friend, you fucked his sister, id say no , and threaten that if she tells, even better than violence, say youll tell everyone about the bloody mess she left during menstation ! :-o

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yep! twas her period running all down her leg

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