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Do you want some WOW schmuck who raided Onyxia's asshole

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snarf use to be lod. Im sure hes very aware of how to score brownie points in any way if he so desired. just a fyi.

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booted before I could post my quitting post
#216592 - 05/25/05 03:09 PM

I was gonna post this last night, but I got caught up playing GW with people who don't suck total balls.

I've had this saved for a couple days and I was waiting for the right moment to use it. Too bad my private board access was removed, so it will have to go here. Let's see how long it lasts before it gets deleted.

I just wanted to tell each of you why I think you're a piece of shit.







Arioch Kotex - have you ever done anything except board warrior? maybe you sucked some cock in UO

GoreChild Kotex - stupid. fucking. morman.

Spellweaver Kotex - I seem to remember a UBRS run where he got like 4 shinies in a row, then he probably turned around and made a post about guild before self.. you mean Lord before guild right

Arthur Lord - dumb motherfucker who I wish would have been hit by an Iraqi mortar

Asparouh Lord - keep pretending you're an orc, buddy.. an orc would be a step up from your dumb fuckin Hungarian ass

Balinor Lord - you've always been fair with me, but you're still a jew

Bizzle Lord - you were cool when you were a member, then you got promoted a rank in a fucking internet guild and completely changed into a tool, that PM you sent me like 6 months ago defending NIC of all people made me want to puke

Blackbird Lord - weren't you in that fucking RP guild TTW in UO? lol... quit the internet pls

BlackJack Lord - another fuckin idiot gets promoted to lord, what else is new

Blight Lord - who the fuck are you?

Borric Lord - Borric was one of the only LoD who ever had any skill

Brian Lord - who?

Brick Top Lord - worthless board warrior.. have you done shit since UO? actually I don't even remember you from UO, who the fuck were you? keep talking hard on the forums, I'm sure the NFL needs hardcore people like you

Carnage Lord - another one of the only LoD who ever had any skill, but you're still a nazi fuck

Chichi Lord - has anyone ever told Chichi he got promoted? one of the only people who got Lord and didn't turn into a complete asshole

Cid Lord - I think I recall some worthless noob from UO named Cid..

Clown Lord - wow... dumbest person on the PLANET

Copland Lord - jesus christ.. another fag who played 2 months of UO and got Lord only to disapear for 7 years

Couladin Lord - second dumbest person on the planet after Clown... derrr where's da any key?!1

Cromwell Lord - another inactive board warrior fuck

Cyanide Lord - dumb twat who shoulda been booted with Isobel

D'artagne Lord - inactive nobody

Darkstar Lord - was good in UO, smart guy, he stood up to a fag like Nic.. and he saw where LoD was going and disapeared because it probably makes him sick

Darlok Lord - no fucking clue who this guy is

Dolgan Lord - hasn't been seen since like what 1998?

Duke Lord - misses his glory days of getting penetrated in the pooper Navy style

Dustin Lord - no idea

Eagle Lord - another inactive fuck

EE Lord - this dumbass played UO, now he just makes anonymous posts on the general forums cus he can't fucking figure out how to log in

Eternam Lord - what happened to this guy? hanging out with Et and Murd in AC2 owned.. then Isobel gave him a taste of the online poon and he turned into a total queer

Flipcyde Lord - this guy was actually a non-fag Lord, but he disapeared too probably because LoD is such a pile of shit

Forage Lord - wow.. I'm almost speechless. Forage is definately the gayest person in LoD. I've never seen anybody on the internet exagerate more than this guy or spew more bullshit except maybe Panemon. But us lowly members should have followed his fucking blueprint to success right Obi? I sincerely hope Forage dies from electrocution when the vibrator up his ass short-circuits

Gaiden Lord - drunk wifebeater Texan who only gets sober to make retarded posts on the forums talking shit about how cool he was before his wife sliced his cock off and he became a wheelchair-bound cripple

Galen Lord - sucked so bad at CS he had to accuse me of cheating on the Lord's board.. if a Lord sucks at something, the other guy must be cheating!

Gasmaster Lord - inactive fag

Goody Lord - inactive fag

Gospadin Peroda Lord - inactive fag

Hew Lord - stupid piece of shit.. every time you talk in Vent I just wish we'd nuke the fuck out of Canada

Ivan Lord - another dumb Canadian

Jack Lord - you had skill in UO, now you're just another over the hill dumbass Lord... you cried the most about never getting help in WOW, but I never saw you do shit to help anyone

Jas Lord - wtf

Judas Lord - another guy who was cool as a member and turned into a dipshit as soon as he got his Lord promotion.. Judas loves hearing himself talk so much, he'll volunteer his moderating services to any drama available..

Kaganos Lord - another inactive fuck from UO

Kai Lord - wish he woulda stayed inactive

Kerval Lord - no fucking clue who this is

Khan Lord - shoulda stayed inactive with Kai

Lucenthawk Lord - does this guy do anything except link websites on the general forum? another valuable board warrior

Luke Lord - one more fucking Canadian genius

Lyssa Lord - some inactive cunt who got in cus her online lover got her in.. Lords of Family

Macros Lord - inactive jew

Mendel Rand Lord - isn't this the same guy as EE?

Merc Lord - inactive, but his gook dexer skillz live on

Moosealini Lord - guild crafter & novelist 4 life

MorphinE Lord - inactive fuck

Murdock Lord - you were cool, now you're just another useless fucking Lord.. PS - I did draw those swastikas lol

Mutiey Lord - no goddamn idea

Myssabar Lord - I might have been wrong about Clown.. Myssabar could possibly be the dumbest person in the world.. everytime he talks in Vent, I feel my brain seeping out of my ear.. your fucking kids and family members are so fun to play with, I especially like their squeeling prepubescent voices. I wish Mike Tyson would come over and stomp on their nuts, maybe he could do Forage at the same time

Nicondra Lord - the fact that your online identity is fucking EBAYED should alert everyone to what a tool you are.. I've never heard a human being freak out the way you have on multiple occassions in Vent.. you are a fucking PSYCHO, and I hope somebody takes your kids away from you before you strangle em with your mouse cord after your next break down in Ventrilo.. the fact that you're still a Lord just goes to show how fucked up LoD is

Obidiah Khan Lord - you guys think I'm a selfish elitist asshole, take one look at Obi.. this guy has not helped ONE PERSON unless he got something out of it.. just look at how he's used Forage to make shitty guildvsguild.com for free and when I asked Obi if he was gonna hang out with Forage irl when he moved to Arizona, he said fuck no.. sounds like a real friend Forage.. to steal a phrase from Murdock, Obi just wants to be an internet superstar.. so good luck with your fucking website and point grinding in WOW, fag

Oz Lord - no idea

Pac Man Lord - inactive douche

Pearl Lord - active board warrior

Quidge Lord - Canadian.. enough said

Rahl Lord - another irl superstar too busy for lame internet games

Rainman Lord - I've been trying to figure out for a long time where the fuck you came from.. I have no recollection of any Rainman from UO, so either you hid behind a different name or you sucked so bad I just completely forgot you.. you think you're a certified authority on all subjects, when you're actually just talking out your ass 99% of the time.. everything you say turns into an inside joke because it's so stupid.. btw I'm convinced Panemon is your alter-ego

Rampagh Lord - meh

Red Tenshi Lord - sorry Tenshi, you've had my back on all my shit I've gotten into, but I'm convinced the only reason you do it is because you secretly love being in the drama since you don't actually play any games

Rob Lord - inactive fuck

Roger Lord - didn't he get booted for some gay drama on the boards?

Rolo Lord - you were cool back in the Isobel hating days Rolo.. now you're just another old gimp Lord

Setzer Lord - didn't he get Lord because he whined for it after being inactive for 2 years? ya.. he deserved it... his mouth-breathing makes me wonder if he and Simon are related

Silent Lord - another irl superstar who couldn't be bothered to play games with his lame internet guild

Simon Zerg Lord - this mouth-breathing retard disapeared for what.. 3-4 years? then he comes back during WOW and acts like he's been running shit all along, ya fuck you.. I also know for a fact he gives sekret information to Raok on ICQ

Sir PyroPete Lord - inactive fuck

Slacker Lord - Slack is one of the few cool, reasonable Lords who isn't a stubborn asshole and actually listens to people instead of giving the standardized "I'm a Lord, you're a piece of shit" speech

Solstice Lord - if anyone remembers WOW beta, you'd know Solstice and Roby were the original A Team.. they didn't do jack to help anyone, fuck they'd just straight up ignore you in /tells and in Vent.. the A Team you know today was the B Team in WOW beta, we had to catch up and learn the game on our own, and while we might not have spent 10 hours a day playing the game for you, at least we'd answer any questions to the best of our knowledge instead of just blowing you off.. didn't he bail out on us in SB after like a month too? kinda like he bailed in WOW without saying a word.. he's a great example of an LoD leader

Stormblade Lord - sounds familiar from UO, but who fuckin cares

Stretch Lord - crazy hippy with a pageboy.. he may be fucking insane with this TradeWars bullshit, but at least he tries to be fair with people

Sturm Lord - another one of a handful of quality Lords who isn't a complete fucktard like the rest of you

The Unknown Lord - inactive fuck

Thing Lord - think he just became active again, but who gives a shit, he's probably a moron

Torak Lord - DEATHBALL SUCKS and so do you.. hyper-sensative twat.. you realize the whole mindspank catchphrase you love to use today was a joke between me and Raok when we'd laugh our asses off at your dumb fucking posts right? good luck with your poker skillz fuckhead

Trance Lord - you sucked in UO.. you REALLY sucked in UO

Vashna Lord - I've only known you for a week or two since you came back from being inactive, and I've had to mute you every time you start talking in Vent because your mic is fucking HORRIBLE.. typical Lord who will have 10 people telling him his mic sucks dick, and completely ignores it because he's a fucking special Lord

Venger Lord - you need to get a new fucking mic too

Volcom Lord - lol funny story.. during WOW beta we were talking to Volcom in vent.. he was going on about what a badass PK he was in UO, then about an hour later he freaked out after he got PKed at the Hillsbrad farms for like the 10th time and I havn't seen him since lol

White Knight Lord - inactive fuck

Wolfpacks Lord - inactive

Zacknafein Lord - some dumbass from UO/SB who is now thankfully inactive

Zen Lord - inactive

Zero Lord - inactive

Ail Member - uppity bitch.. didn't have enough room for him in a Guild Wars 8v8 and never hear the end of it

Amerikan Member - inactive... this guy will make Lord before anyone who deserves it, because flying under the radar will get you farther than making waves

AntiFlag Member - you are a dumb bastard lol

Apokalypse Member - I missed when you were a gay initiate and never talked

Argen Member - inactive worthless member

Ashen Shugar Member - isn't this some fag from WMD?

BA Member - fucking Greek

Bamofo Member - he was cool, now he's inactive

Bishop Member - I don't even know which Bishop this is.. if it's Carn's brother, he's gay

Bloodrage Member - Holy fuck.. Bloodrage is a prime example of a worthless member.. he doesn't do shit except WHINE, and when he's not whining about how hard getitng to level 14 was in WOW, he's sucking Lord cock on the forums with the standard cocksucker posts like "I totally agree, Nic, you are a scholar and a gentleman, can I babysit your kids and plunge your toilet and suck the brown out of your ass please sir?" I really fucking hate you Bloodrage

Bob Member - worthless inactive member

Brandon Member - Member of the A Team, better than any of you fucks at CS, and you call him a cheater and ban him lol.. I don't know how many goddamn times I heard Myssabar join our fucking channel and ask him 101 questions about how to spec his characters in WOW or tie his fuckin shoes, while Brando patiently answered every one of em.. I dunno how many of you assholes Brando ran through Zul'farak or BRD or Temple or SM or whatever.. and you fucks just clump him in with the "bad apples" until he finally snaps back in the FPS forum and you pieces of shit just sit back clapping yourselves on the backs saying to yourselves "hah I knew he was an asshole! it was all just a matter of time"

BurninSun Member - ok guy I guess, but I never got his WOW mods to work

Burnout Member - good guy when he's not gone for months at a time

Caliban Member - competing with Forage for QUEEREST voice in Ventrilo.. it was worth knowing him just to laugh my ass off whenever he'd lisp in Vent

Catalyst Member - slowest shaman in WOW.. and your band sucks!

Chapel Member - inactive homo

Chinese Madman Member - inactive

Chupacabra Member - inactive, yet probably contributing more to the guild than us selfish A Team fucks

Craven Member - another Member of the A Team, and one of the most loyal people I've met on the internet, unselfish, funny, badass at FPS's, and you assholes just labeled him an elitist asshole because he hangs out with people with similar playing hours and we all got to 60 in WOW before you, and he made a couple drunken posts on the forums.. when we're playing GW, it's Craven calling the shots and we win, when dumbfucks like Rainman start trying to exert their fuckin e-peen, it's all over

Damien Member - didn't this guy sell his account to Sir Fetus in UO? lol

Dantrag Member - dumbass foreigner.. asks the same question 20 times a day

Darklythe Member - him and his brother Catalyst are both friends.. they're cool people who don't get involved with all this fucking drama

Darky Member - inactive

Dekion Member - inactive

Dhal Member - cool guy between his 3 month disapearances

Dirty Love Member - met him IRL and he seemed normal... complete retard on the internet though.. you guys better promote him to Lord asap before his head explodes

Dracula Member - another dumb motherfucker..

DragonMaster Member - lol how long has this midget been inactive?

Druo Member - fucking idiot non-contributor.. what's worse, an elitist prick who takes care of himself or a worthless sack of shit who can't find his own cock?

Exodus Member - think I remember him from AC2.. havn't seen him since

Flea Member - this motherfucker right here started the last year of drama for me.. he was such a bitch he cried to Obi about some harmless bullshit in Ventrilo and got this entire atmosphere of alienation going on.. you guys can look up the thread if you want details.. I hope he gets hit by a bus

Garalan Member - some retard from SB

Garion Member - worthless

Golbez Member - another Member of the A Team.. he's a prick.. I've hated him at times myself, but it took a lot more than saying Deathball sucks for me to get pissed at him.. anytime something happens in Vent, Golbez is the first one booted/banned whether he was involved or not..

Goldmund Member - little girl who cried on the forums because we switched channels to get away from his dumb ass in Vent.. thanks I needed more drama, douchebag

Greg M Member - some inactive fag from UO

Hashi Member - some gook

Hunter Member - no idea wtf this is

Ikit Claw Member - Ikit knows his shit, but I think he's given up on trying to teach you monkeys anything since it's an exercise in futility

Immortal Member - no fuckin clue

Kagero Member - need more inactive members

Kal Sallis Member - inactive, next

Khell Member - I can never tell with this guy.. sometimes he seems alright, then he'll say something fucking retarded and I wanna beat him with a tire iron

Kurupt Member - good gamer and fucking funny and cool to hang out with, but he's definately a flake.. better hope you're not in his group when his girlfriend calls, because he'll be gone for the rest of the night

Loric Member - no clue

Lotus Member - Lotus is a special flower.. I can't even describe him.. you'd have to see the Sting Jr. picture to understand

Macroz Member - no idea

Maez Member - wtf is this

Maniak Member - some dipshit who sucks at CS

Menace Member - somebody's inactive gay lover

Merlin Member - fucking Merlin... next

Militia Member - some fruit from SB, havn't seen him since

Milkman Member - inactive

Minister Member - inactive

Mo Thug Member - inactive

Nemesis Member - inactive

NightWolf Member - Isobel's Ventrilo boytoy and overall retard

Nyk Member - inactive

Ophilia Member - inactive

Oracle Member - inactive

Osmium Member - another one of these dumb fucking Canadians I cannot stand.. I think Canadians are raised to be idiotic douchebags

Pigs Member - another stupid motherfuck who got in because Nic was desperate for bodies after SB was dead

Plexx Member - great at CS, best mage we had in WOW, but he's got a huge ego (everyone does, but he can go nuts)

Psylocke Member - no idea

Redrick Member - fucking slobbering imbecile.. I think he got in because he's somebody's boyfriend

Roby Member - one selfish motherfucker and solo artist.. he equipped a fuckin Felstriker on his druid.. should pretty much explain his whole mentality.. he's also seeking internet fame like Obi

RootDown Member - stupid motherfucker who has helped cause this new Canadian invasion by sponsering all these fags like Rakoth and Osmium and Pringles (I don't know if you sponsered them all, but I blame you anyway)

Sabbath Member - fucking idiot.. he's still playing SB for fuck's sake, yet I'm sure he contributes more to this guild than I ever did right? I wish his toe cancer woulda finished him off

Sanglant Member - goddamn islander, you need to kill your little brother, that kid is fucking annoying

Sebratis Member - no idea

Seph Member - another Canadern tard

Shreds Member - some inactive fuck

Skunkbush Member - Skunk was cool, now he's just some weirdo child molestor or something

Smoke Member - some annoying fuck from SB

Snarf Member - uber leet dewd

Snyper Member - wtf is this

Soulmaster Member - another retard who will make Lord as long as he stays under the radar

Suicidal Member - already booted because Lords can't handle anybody calling them out on their bullshit

Tass Member - another inactive fuck

TD Member - I think this is Jack's inactive brother or some shit... who cares

Titan Member - inactive

Tormentor Member - he's been playing Lineage 2 with another guild for A FUCKING YEAR, and nobody cares.. they'd rather make minor bullshit into more forum drama

V.F.B.A Member - inactive

WarChild Member - another stupid fuck who couldn't find his own nuts

Xaelus Member - isn't this Panemon's boyfriend?

Yagrax Member - no clue

Zodar Member - inactive

Zoraz Member - inactive

Zues Member - inactive

Aramane Initiate - retarded goddamn Texan.. derrr need that int rune for my minotaur!!11

BigE Initiate - don't fuck with this intiate or Moose will write you a goddamn book

Body Thief Initiate - who the fuck is this?

Capitulate Initiate - decent guy, but I think he's rl friends with Goldmund, so he's gotta be gay

Carveth Initiate - no fuckin idea

Checkpoint Initiate - didn't this guy just get in for his Molten Core PVE knowledge? rofl jesus

Chernobyl Initiate - no idea, next

Deviant Initiate - isn't this somebody's fucking annoying kid or something?

Gliss Initiate - some dumbass

Khallis Initiate - no fucking clue

Kinslayer Initiate - wasn't this some fag from UO? please don't tell me he's still an intiate after like 7 years

Kynn Initiate - condescending Canadian

LeroyBrown Initiate - oh god, this is the guy Root sponsered.. total idiot

Neutrino Initiate - WHO?

Nulikar Initiate - uh isn't this Psylon's initiate? didn't Psylon get booted? I heard he's playing EQ2 lol

Oksana Initiate - omfg whoever sponsered this genius deserves to be shot.. I can't think of ONE person who would say Oksana is not an idiot, yet he's still in the guild

Psylon Initiate - lol here's Psylon.. MIA for the last 6 months playing EQ2

Rakoth Initiate - motherfucking cocksucker Canadian.. I heard he took screenshots of somebody saying he sucked so he could get em in trouble rofl... need more fag initiates like that

Rashanir Initiate - douchebag banned Brando from the CS server because he was getting totally raped.. sparked the latest drama that's causing this post

Roninn Initiate - some board warrior non-factor

Scala Initiate - retard we picked up in WOW

Sherkas Initiate - another retarded useless turd we picked up in WOW

Shoon Initiate - dumb foreigner who's already the GM of his own guild

Spyrow Initiate - no fucking idea

Oddi NonGuild - Australian cunt






Anyway, good luck with all the sucking, see you fuckers in Darkfall lol.

PS - if any of you LoD groupies are wondering how to get into LoD and move up the ranks quick, just suck a lot of cock..

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