i hold no responsibility for wasted time here, enjoy at ur own risk.

So im fuckin around with this clan on DoD:S till darkfall for some scrims and what not. Well this gay kid decided to try and join, i cant really explain him, so i thought i'd gather some evidence off the forums so you guys can have a good read.

Basically i was trollin this kid, first as a joke, then after his reactions i had to continue....'
Went back as far as i could find from the past month or so.

Merwin(nub kid):
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I dont care, he can talk shit all he wants, it doesnt mean a thing, One of these days, when i reenlist with the 1st ssf, wich will be soon, he will get his ass wooped



me:
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Bitch!
You and what army?... The national guard???
What you gunna do, drop rations on me and hope a corner catches me in the eye? If you ment in game tho, thats a real joke.(hes made public several times hes joining the NG cuz hes too weak for the marines)




Merwin:
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Hova i dont want to fight with you ok, im getting tired of it.



me:
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Yeah, you betta run.



Merwin:
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Hova i mean it, ive done some thinking and i dont want to fight with people anymore, what do you have against me anyway?


(i used to go by that name long time ago)

At this point i layed off, it almost seemed as if he was crying. Then we went to another thread'

Merwin:
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Your right foxx, Hove(hero), GO SUCK MY DEAD FATHERS HARRY FUCKING BALLS! AND THEN SUCK MY 300 lb BROTHERS, and then suck a sumo wresters, then suck MENARDS FUCKING COCK! And when thats done, GO STAND DOWNRANGE OF THE FUCKING MARINE FIRING RANGE IN FUCKING SAN DIAGO! GOD DAMN THIS FEELS GOOD




completely unprovoked.

Me:
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You somehow made yourself look more gay.
No wonder the kids at school think your a fag.
by the way, good job on thinking about ur dads dick



a few days later..

Merwin:
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I know i all go army, military rules, ext, but this was too funny to not post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX5ZVC1Y ... render.app



Me:
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and you wonder why they call you gay at school....
i got a song for you merwin, this is jsut for you buddy..
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gX7eQQyHji8
at least listen to the chorus... country boy



now i was sorta reaching here, i was running out of shit to say to this kid, but even the lamest shit was working!

and here was the golden post

Merwin:
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I am not gay, and never will be. So, please stop bullying me about it or i will be forced, at the risk of having my application denied, to bring the police into this, it is against the law to "Cyber-bully"



i couldnt belive it, keep in mind this guy is almost 18 trying to join the national guard. He just fuels the fire for more harassment!

me:
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"Hello 911? yes i have an emergency.... Someone on the internet is calling me gay!"





fag





so he post another vid. and i trolled that, keep in mind i dont necessarily believe the shit i say , well, u guys know what trolling is.

Merwin:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q64fIbwk3es Im already there - lonestar



me:
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ya keep it there so i dont see it,

dont get me started on these whores who murder for a fucking paycheck as your brainwashed into thinking that somehow, a poor ass nation holds a threat to a country as big and powerful as ours, and they are defending our freedom.

Anyone at this moment that joins the military is nothing more than a whore. Give your hands, your body for a fuckin paycheck.



merwin:
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Hova, just because your a fucking comunist doesnt meen you can destroy a perfectly sane post. I posted this(in vain aperently)with the hope that you WOULDNT DESTROY IT. Hova, hero whoever the FUCK you are, I WANT YOU TO FUCKING STOP PICKING ON ME AND THE OTHER SERVICE MEN IN THIS UNIT! I made that video to HONOR OUR FALLEN! not our living soldiers. I support the Military, not this god damn war, i dont want to be fighting a war on 2 fronts.



Merwin:
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Yandell is not a rifle noob, hes just extremaly skilled

(yandell some other guy in the clan)

me:
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lol merwin, supprised you can talk with yandell in your mouth



merwin:
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THAT IS NOT FUNNY HERO! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!



me:
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Whats his name?



merwin:
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Hero im trying to be civil to avoid getting kicked from the forums. But please cut it out. I get enough being acused of being gay at my school because of my low social status. I dont need it from you to.




Anyways, this kid is 100% serious, and quit the clan last night because of this. Dont get me wrong, i dont plan on acting like a jack ass here, These are just kids i put up with to play dods competitively untill darkfall.

maybe that cured boredom for a bit.