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Re: F my life.
[LoD]Tenshi #322146 06/15/09 04:39 AM
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I just feel like a lot of it is made up...
Re: F my life.
[LoD]Goldmund #322147 06/15/09 10:38 AM
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Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Re: F my life.
[LoD]Moxie #322148 06/19/09 01:10 AM
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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML





omg lol
Re: F my life.
[LoD]Goldmund #322149 06/19/09 01:13 AM
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Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly resembled sex sounds my wife makes. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML
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