Seriously though, If you had the chance to catch the undisputed demigod of jihad terror and he was guarded by just a few people, would you ever even consider killing him? He is the fucking mainframe of terror. He is the SKYNET of terror.
IMO he's alive and working fulltime as a totally fucking miserable CIA slave somewhere. Killing him would be the dumbest shit ever. Even though he's THE MOST diehard fanatic, practically invented modern jihad and has paramilitary training, he won't be able to withstand the most advanced top secret black budget torture program in the world.
I seriously hope he's locked up deep underground below Area 51, getting raped by aliens while typing out a mothership 100 volume terror insider encyclopedia with electrodes hooked up to every sensitive organ in his body, surrounded by a cocktail of IVs flushing his bloodstream with chemicals that produce the most unimaginable pain in the world.
It has to be true, CIA would never let him die just like that. Unless he actually pulled the trigger himself. Ofc you would tell media you killed him and then stir up some bullshit distraction of a discussion on whether or not to release the photos etc. Well played.
