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Ever hear of a guy named Jesus Rolo? How about Moses who can PART water?

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Originally Posted By: Godsmak
Ever hear of a guy named Jesus Rolo? How about Moses who can PART water?

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Possible new member for the LoD christian coalition. HOLLA


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Haha I thought the same thing when I read it. Punctuation is good sometimes.




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My cock punctuates ur girlfriend

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Originally Posted By: Godsmak
My cock punctuates ur girlfriend


I don't mind bro.

Someone's little dick has gotta prep her for this big ole motherfuckin bratwurst I'm packing.

Can't just shove this bad boy in without loosening it up a lil first. Don't want to rip her in half...

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Cams]Possible new member for the LoD christian coalition. HOLLA


Glad I only have 9 more days to deal with you people.



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I actually anally destroy her. You can have the vag. I think she is just trying to make you feel good by telling you your cock is big laugh

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I actually listen to open forum on that radio station periodically for the hilarity. half the time people end up just yelling at him and he'll hang up or go straight to commercial.

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I actually anally destroy her. You can have the vag. I think she is just trying to make you feel good by telling you your cock is big laugh


You can have the poop shoot bro. GSO.

And as for the other, I don't even have to turn out the lights when we fuck bro. My cock blocks out the light in the room like an eclipse.




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I think she is just trying to make you feel good by telling you your cock is big laugh






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