lol, agree about the princess. How could you not pop a purple headed throbber after kissing her and then her unlacing your mideival breeches??
And yea, I'd totally make out with a dude for 7 figures before the decimal point. If I felt a little gay after, I'm sure the orgy I could buy with the ten Vegas high dollar hookers Tonk could hook me up with would make me feel better.