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[LoD]Nasty #392350 01/07/13 04:35 AM
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LOL x2

All 263 inmates at the Arapiraca prison are deemed suspects because, a prison spokeswoman told the Estado de Sao Paulo: “It will be hard to figure out who is responsible, as the cat does not talk.”

"the drugscreen only managed to identify 1 of the 4 common narcotic substances I consumed the night before"

Selminus #392351 01/07/13 04:54 AM
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It was a long night that came to a dead halt at 8am. The machinegun heartbeat, black and white vision, disorientation and panic were my favorite parts. Good times.

[LoD]Nasty #392356 01/07/13 08:40 AM
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Working out and drinking lots of water will pass anyone who isnt fat. If your fat, or quest is doing your test, then only freeze dried urine will work.

Real urine only costs about $60 on the net. Real urine has Never failed a test.

Synthetic urine will not work, not even quickfix 5.7, unlessthe job is fast food and they use cheap diagnostic facilities.

[LoD]Rainman #392357 01/07/13 09:12 AM
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Rainman]Working out and drinking lots of water will pass anyone who isnt fat.


This...Can be clean in a few days.

[LoD]Ranghar #392455 01/08/13 03:14 PM
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So how did this turn out selmi?


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Urine came back dilute. They're taking fucking hair Thursday.

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Selminus #392525 01/09/13 12:00 AM
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Selminus]Urine came back dilute. They're taking fucking hair Thursday.


Time to get that Brazilian you have always wanted!

That or your gonna have a lot more time for DFUW than you expected. grin

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To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

[LoD]Roby #392527 01/09/13 01:06 AM
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At this point I might refuse the hair and give a legit ua.


[LoD]Bitter #392532 01/09/13 02:37 AM
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Going to the guy who I interviwed with that heads the distributorship here tomorrow. I emailed him requesting a meeting. I'm going to tell him that I smoked over the holidays while I was unemployed, and that I'm terrified it will jeapordize the opportunity that he's giving me. Have to be a man about this shit, it's the only way to walk away from it regardless of the result with any self respect.

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