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Selminus #392536 01/09/13 04:10 AM
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Hair testing will show that you smoked heavily in the past - so you may hope that they forgo that method of screening when you confess to having smoked during the holidays. It may be wise to shave your head/pubes if you don't want them to find out your history of chronic use.

zealotex #392541 01/09/13 04:29 AM
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If only you were in Cali this wouldnt be an issue..


Selminus #392543 01/09/13 04:49 AM
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Selminus]Urine came back dilute. They're taking fucking hair Thursday.


Wow, owned...dilute fail!

No fooling any sort of hair test, that stuff can go back a year, bummer


[LoD]Anti #392564 01/09/13 10:55 AM
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Shave your pubes, shave your head... they're testing err'body up in here.

zealotex #392578 01/09/13 04:18 PM
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Kill yourself, problem solved.

[LoD]Godsmak #392680 01/10/13 09:21 PM
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About 10-15 years ago I had a method I used that seemed to work great. I passed tests when I was on probation and tests that were sent 5 hours away to a lab to get job with call center and phone company. I smoked a lot of weed back in the day,even the day before I was tested, and still passed..the thing is, I sometimes really wonder if I just lucked the fuck out, but its hard to count luck as a factor when ya pass the test about 5 different times doing the same method-especially when it was tested in a laboratory 2 different times.
1.5 hours before test ingest 1 box/package of pectin(I usually only swallowed down half to 3/4 of the box and used minimal amount of water to drink it down). 10-15 minutes after taking the pectin take a piss and enjoy that piss cuz its the last piss you'll take til you take the test. Don't drink/eat anything til after test. Also, many hours prior to taking the pectin I drank a good amount of water thru the day just so the pectin can easily route itself to your dick area. The pectin covers the cells smile
Pectin is the one method I would go with if I know weed is in my system and I need to beat the urine test, but these days I'd rather quite at the least 2 weeks prior to the test(pending on your health really, cuz a fatty friend of mine had a home testing kit and he failed the test for 3 months before it finally showed up clean), exercise/run often, drink plenty of water each day,eat/sleep well, and go thru a heavy detox.
ALSO some fun facts I've read up on:
"No doubt you’ve heard about dilution for passing a urine drug test. It is true that it will help remove metabolites from your blood for a short period of time, but drinking lots od water will not remove the metabolites from your fat. Over time your blood will become recontaminated from the metabolites in your fat. By overloading your kidneys with water in a short time frame, you dilute your urine to the point where there aren’t enough metabolites to register on a drug test. This also flushes key natural ingredients from your system that are typically checked for in a urine drug test. Visually your urine should not be either clear, not be of a strong or unusual color, nor have any off odors. These markers are obvious to the trained individual. If they see any of these markers they will surely be suspicious and will probably add tests, reject your sample or find some way to flunk you."
"don't exercise in the 24 hours directly before the test, because exercise releases metabolites stored in your fat cells into the blood stream, so exercise just before the test could actually increase the concentrations of metabolites in your urine"
That is all grin

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Anti]No fooling any sort of hair test


QFT.

[LoD]Sonya #392856 01/12/13 05:15 AM
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I used a detox shampoo for 3 days, slept with it in. Tried to bribe the guy at the lab, he didn't go for it. If I fail they won't offer me any leeway. I'll be toast. Will probably start working on medical school if that happens. Will know Tuesday if it worked. Going back to school will probably be better anyway. Less money but a lot more pussy/gaming.

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Do people/companies srsly care about weed?

I love owning my own business where I dont have to care about this kind of crap.. Got my fingers crossed for you


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This is the first time in 7 years I've been tested. The last job that did it was a hospital. They're based out of Indiana and the head of HR said it's non negotiable and my offer will be rescinded. My 2 jobs after the hospital were also in sales and they never cared. Half of the people in medicine fucking smoke and so do half of the motherfuckers that already work for them. This shit is fucking retarded.

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