Get a load of this shit. This was my day yesterday.
1. Boss #2 calls me at 8am. Says he's sorry and there's nothing anyone could do. Offers to put me in touch with someone. I immediately know what he's talking about and we don't say much else, we hang up.
2. I get rid of all my new hire shit and start job hunting. I fire up and start drinking around 4pm, totally devastated.
4. He calls me back at 4:30 and tells me that he isn't sure what's going on, but he now isn't sure that I failed. He says I texted him and that he's confused my what I sent him, I have no idea what he means.
5. His boss calls me 15 minutes later and wants to know what the fuck is going on. I tell him I don't know, and then I lay out the entire story front to back. He didn't know much of it. He tells me that he called HR 4x, and that my hair follice was clean and that my iPad is on my desk in his office.
6. I have a massive adrenaline dump and get in bed.
7. Boss #2 calls me back and proceeds to explain to me how he misread a text that I sent A WEEK AGO and thought I was telling him that I failed and that he was merely calling to say he was sorry about it. He then tells me not to smoke weed, because calling HR and telling them about my "pot smoking girlfriend" earned me 6 months of urine tests.
8. Boss #1 proceeds to shit himself and is going to have a chat with boss #2.
9. I go back to work today and start a new career - the shampoo worked.
This is good for me, but not so good for my LoD career. I can not pull 16 hour days like I did in Gw2, and I will be out of town 3 weeks total over the next 2 months for training in Indiana.
I will still make my time put in count when Df2 goes live, I promise. I will be working 12 hour days and have 1 weekend of call a month.
Here is the product that worked for me. I didn't follow the directions. I used it for 1 day instead of 3, and instead of putting heat on it and washing it out I literally left all of the shampoo in my hair and then blow dried it before bed. I did the same thing the day of the test - didn't rinse it out, literally left the shampoo in and used a blow dryer.
http://statdetox.com/catalog/26
6 months of testing isn't so bad... You can always develop a touch of alcoholism ;-)