Hexen]If the cops busted into my place I'd take reasonable care to make sure that they weren't actually strippers. If they were not strippers, I would yell "1v1?" "1v1 bro?" and "lol zerg" until they dueled me or left in shame.
LOL...I guess in my mind they'd be male cops in which case I'd either be praying they weren't strippers and/or punching my friends who set it up in the face. Good to know this is what you're into Hexen.