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Colbert is literally just tongue in cheek liberal humor, parading around as conservative speak. Daily show hosts hacks like Rachael Maddow's dyke worthless ass. It's all small picture liberal social engineering garbage.. Theres nothing big picture or out of line with the mainstream.. Sure John will make some
Criticisms, but when the reigns are pulled he slows down like all the good bitches in line with the overall message.

Daily show and Colbert is meant to entertain not inform, they've never said that they're a legitimate news show meant to inform their viewers. The sad thing is that it does a better job at informing than most other major news network out there.



Here's an example: Breaking news we just found out what 2+2 is, tune in tonight to find out.

MSNBC- Well what we know for sure is that it 2+2 is bigger than 1 and less than 5. We're going bring up these experts to tell you exactly why that is and the effect it may have on your lives.

FOX- Tonight, we're going to answer the most important question of the decade and why not knowing the answer could kill your children. Joining me is a doctor of bible study who gets paid to say crazy shit, the one semi liberal guy who's desperate and dumb enough to get be on our show, and the guy we hire to be the personification of our political views on the subject.

host: Welcome all, let me start off by saying that the liberals who are ruining America would have you believe that 2+2 is actually anywhere from 1-5, which is it liberal? 1 or 5? you can't even get your fact straight. What do you think? guy we paid to say crazy shit

dr crazy: IT'S OBVIOUSLY FUCKING 9000, ANYONE WHO CAN'T SEE THAT IS A WELFARE QUEEN WHO PAY NOT TAXES AND VOTED FOR OBAMA SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO PAY TAXES.

host: well said, that's certainly a good point to consider. what are your thoughts desperate and dumb pinata liberal?

dnd liberal: well I'm sure most people would agree that it's definitely between 1 and 5, we have the math to back this up.

host: You heard it here folks, even the leading expert on the communist liberal side of the debate can't get his fact straight. They have no clue what they're talking about.

fox incarnate in a suit: I would just like to say that the answer is in fact an even number. Now, can it be 9000? well that's an even number, so it's not impossible that it could be 9000. What we do know is that the liberal agenda of spreading misinformation about the possibility of it being anywhere between 1-5 is to hurt small business owners and raise taxes on job creators. We can't let these people win, this country is great because of people like us who refuse to believe everything these college liberals say we should. So i say to you, question everything you hear from these so call "scientist" and "mathematicians", What are their interest in this?

host: That's all the time we have today, thanks for joining us and i hope that you consider everything that was said here carefully and remain impartial by treating their views equally. Once again, i'm your host on the most watched, fair and balanced news network on tv. Good night.

CNN: HODOR...HODOR HODOR......HODOR?

DAILY SHOW: 2+2=4, here are some clips of us interviewing the retards who can't seem to comprehend it because they're cray cray.


Personally, i don't watch any news on tv. I get sources directly from first hand evidence or lacking that, I cross check reputable international sources like BBC, Aljazeera, etc. to find common denominators that are just facts. If the only way you form an opinion on an issue is by having it spoon fed to you by someone else, you really shouldn't regurgitate that shit to other people like it's something you believed in your whole life and anything that is in direct confrontation to it is like spitting on your mom.

tl;dr - ya, i'm better than the rest of you sheep, get on my level.

I love how you reference British news and Qatari news channels as your go too's... Haha. Ahh, you are everything that is wrong with America and her politics. Or maybe you just highlighted the larger issue?

do you even read brah? "I get sources directly from first hand evidence" if those are not available, i cross check meta sources which include those 2 as the most popular example that some people might heard of.

i guess if all you can comprehend from that paragraph was "I only go to bbc and ajazeera" then you probably do need someone to spoon fed opinions to you. Reading comprehension is the most important step in acquiring knowledge to form a personal opinion. oh shit, there i go again writing stuff you wouldn't be able to comprehend.

let me make it easier for you: I love how you diss on my reference brah...haha. ahh, you are everything that is wrong with america and her people. or maybe you just highlighted the larger issue?

god it's hard to spew regurgitated shit, how you people do it on a daily basis is beyond me.

Here's what I know:

1. Sonya posts funny clip of Daily show

2. G-Fist comes in spouting more political rhetoric, like he does in every single thread the last week (*hint* he's till mad about the gun law thread, even though "we" won by popular vote)

3. I tell him he needs to calm down. It's all in good fun. Well I ask if he actually knows it's all in good fun. Cuz to me, G-Fist seems like the guy that's like "WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKIN AT BRO?!?! YOU DISSIN ME?!?!"

4. G-Fist spouts more politcal rhetoric.

5. Domon, of all people, just owned G-Fist?!

Did I get that right?

You guys were busy while I was sleeping.

Good times for sure, domon just TL:dr the shit out of me. I wish i had the patience to write walls of text so i can cover every single base possible so their are no comebacks. Lolololol

Friday came early for me this week. Haha

ROFL

"If you're poor...just stop being poor."

There is some truth about having to wait longer if you're on Obamacare. My youngest brother (lazy jobless motherfucker) is on Obamacare and he tried to schedule a physical recently and was told that they basically will only take Obamacare patients if there are no other patients with private insurance waiting ahead of the Obamacare patients. It's almost like how Priceline works with hotel rooms. People with private insurance book directly with the hotels while Obamacare patients get the leftover/unbooked rooms for cheaper that Priceline buys up.

Nice job Domon, you just gunned down Gfist.