Daily show and Colbert is meant to entertain not inform, they've never said that they're a legitimate news show meant to inform their viewers. The sad thing is that it does a better job at informing than most other major news network out there.



Here's an example: Breaking news we just found out what 2+2 is, tune in tonight to find out.

MSNBC- Well what we know for sure is that it 2+2 is bigger than 1 and less than 5. We're going bring up these experts to tell you exactly why that is and the effect it may have on your lives.

FOX- Tonight, we're going to answer the most important question of the decade and why not knowing the answer could kill your children. Joining me is a doctor of bible study who gets paid to say crazy shit, the one semi liberal guy who's desperate and dumb enough to get be on our show, and the guy we hire to be the personification of our political views on the subject.

host: Welcome all, let me start off by saying that the liberals who are ruining America would have you believe that 2+2 is actually anywhere from 1-5, which is it liberal? 1 or 5? you can't even get your fact straight. What do you think? guy we paid to say crazy shit

dr crazy: IT'S OBVIOUSLY FUCKING 9000, ANYONE WHO CAN'T SEE THAT IS A WELFARE QUEEN WHO PAY NOT TAXES AND VOTED FOR OBAMA SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO PAY TAXES.

host: well said, that's certainly a good point to consider. what are your thoughts desperate and dumb pinata liberal?

dnd liberal: well I'm sure most people would agree that it's definitely between 1 and 5, we have the math to back this up.

host: You heard it here folks, even the leading expert on the communist liberal side of the debate can't get his fact straight. They have no clue what they're talking about.

fox incarnate in a suit: I would just like to say that the answer is in fact an even number. Now, can it be 9000? well that's an even number, so it's not impossible that it could be 9000. What we do know is that the liberal agenda of spreading misinformation about the possibility of it being anywhere between 1-5 is to hurt small business owners and raise taxes on job creators. We can't let these people win, this country is great because of people like us who refuse to believe everything these college liberals say we should. So i say to you, question everything you hear from these so call "scientist" and "mathematicians", What are their interest in this?

host: That's all the time we have today, thanks for joining us and i hope that you consider everything that was said here carefully and remain impartial by treating their views equally. Once again, i'm your host on the most watched, fair and balanced news network on tv. Good night.

CNN: HODOR...HODOR HODOR......HODOR?

DAILY SHOW: 2+2=4, here are some clips of us interviewing the retards who can't seem to comprehend it because they're cray cray.


Personally, i don't watch any news on tv. I get sources directly from first hand evidence or lacking that, I cross check reputable international sources like BBC, Aljazeera, etc. to find common denominators that are just facts. If the only way you form an opinion on an issue is by having it spoon fed to you by someone else, you really shouldn't regurgitate that shit to other people like it's something you believed in your whole life and anything that is in direct confrontation to it is like spitting on your mom.

tl;dr - ya, i'm better than the rest of you sheep, get on my level.