2 parts where i lost it, 1: when i listed the things i liked and included porn, not even a flinch from this guy.
2: when i finished my story about how i literally murdered my spouse and he goes "Don't worry about that i promise you will love direct tv, we are number 1.! "
"now please click the check out button.. fuck that bitch" lol wow this guy is dead inside.
but seriously up until the end i thought i was dealing with a robot.