Ari]Joke?
No, it's....
SOLAR
FREAKIN'
ROADWAYS!
No way, it has to be a really good parody. Driving on glass filled with sophisticated electronics instead of cheap as fuck asphalt sold with 2edgy4u marketing.
This was my favorite part.
"For those in the North, the panels use energy they collect to power elements to keep the surface temperature from freezing."
He then puts a heating element ON TOP OF the solar panel so it can't receive sunlight. In the north, where there is very little or no sunlight when it's cold, it will bleed heat off of an uncontained surface. If somehow you got enough energy to heat it, you would be driving on a wet, glass road haha.
