I'm a boob guy myself but all things considered I posted the best video/gif outta this whole thread regarding ass, tell those slobs most of you call your girlfriends to go to the gym and squat/deadlift, you probably should too.
blackhoax's vid = every 18 yo college chick before freshman 15
garalan's vid = 8 head flat ass hooker chick
vermi's vid = probably has implants or an absurdly genetic/freaky ass/little extra on her/probably pretty hot tho.
I take it the scarf business worked out for you?